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Dear Glam-pa

Why do I hate young people so much?
Signed,
Old and Crusty


Dearest Crustina,

Because they’re idiots.

The biggest difference between young people and older folks is that most older people know that they’re idiots. If you don’t (know that you’re an idiot), let me be the first to tell you. (We’ll just pretend I’m the first. Like you tell all your suitors...)
“Youth is wasted on the young.” Truer words have rarely been said, and as true as the words are is as infuriating as it is to see actualized.  Just patronize them and focus on the dwindling time you’ve got left. Don’t waste another moment, they’re too precious. Especially at our age!

Keep on keepin on.

Xoxo
Glamps

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