Dear Glampa, I want to have sex with both Stormy Daniels and Michael Avenatti in the back seat of a race car.  Is there something wrong with me? Signed, I want to ride his BI-cycle Darling Bi, I’m sorry, I feel I must be very direct and frank. Yes,  I feel there is something wrong with you.  To the point where you’ve actually made me feel shame for you. What is the matter with you?  Do you have some sort of mental deficit? Please do not hesitate, contact medical professional immediately. You may be having some sort of  you may be having some sort of mental break.  Race cars don’t have backseats. Kisses and Xanax, Gl-pa Glampa, Is it weird that my ramen has banana flavored undertones? Signed, Is that a banana in your Ramen or are you just happy to see me? Dearest Nana, Proper food storage is paramount in keeping a clean and tidy kitchen. Have you ever noticed that if you have any food next to a detergent, often times it takes on the flavo...