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For the PRIVILEGE to Pee!

Dear Glampa,  After giving birth to two amazing little girls, I have been suffering from urinary incontinence. It’s as if these two little bitches couldn’t make their grand exit from the womb without giving my bladder a huge kick in the ass.  And while these girls are worth every drop of embarrassment, I do miss being able to sneeze, cough, laugh, and dance without a mess.  When faced with an oncoming sneeze or cough or if someone makes me laugh, I have to cross my legs and hope for the best. Having allergies AND hilarious friends, I find myself in this situation quite often.  Worst of all, I often have to modify my dance moves. Forget about hitch kicks and any moves that involve jumping. Every time my  Frozen-obsessed daughter sings, “Let it Go” I just want to turn to her and say, “Thanks, I just did.”  What do I do? Do I stop giving a shit and just let the pee pee flow or do I continue to contain myself? Help!  Sincerely,  A ...