Dear Glampa, After giving birth to two amazing little girls, I have been suffering from urinary incontinence. It’s as if these two little bitches couldn’t make their grand exit from the womb without giving my bladder a huge kick in the ass. And while these girls are worth every drop of embarrassment, I do miss being able to sneeze, cough, laugh, and dance without a mess. When faced with an oncoming sneeze or cough or if someone makes me laugh, I have to cross my legs and hope for the best. Having allergies AND hilarious friends, I find myself in this situation quite often. Worst of all, I often have to modify my dance moves. Forget about hitch kicks and any moves that involve jumping. Every time my Frozen-obsessed daughter sings, “Let it Go” I just want to turn to her and say, “Thanks, I just did.” What do I do? Do I stop giving a shit and just let the pee pee flow or do I continue to contain myself? Help! Sincerely, A ...