My Dearest Glam-Pa The teenage years are already starting to give me chest pains but not for the obvious reasons and this is why I’m coming to you. My son turns 15 and goes into high school this year and the more I think about it the more pain and tightness I feel around my heart. I am truly afraid for my sons social well being. He is not the most social of kids. He has a small group of friends but mostly a home body like his daddy. I was fine with that up until now but this is HS! I want him to have a life. God dammit I want him to get a girl friend, first kiss, get laid even, ugh.... I can’t believe I just said that... I LOVED HIGH SCHOOL and I know that I am one of the few that did. But being a social butterfly 🦋 like I am, made it easier. My son doesn’t even like talking to family members that he hasn’t talk to in years... I don’t know what to do. I lay awake at night with anxiety pains in my chest and tears running down my face cause I’m afraid for his social future. I know that ...

Dear Glampa, How the fuck am I supposed to deal with this current administration? It stresses me out, I literally lose sleep over it. I’ve tried the whole “don’t watch the news” avenue but I want to and need to stay informed. And how do I handle his supporters? I bite my tongue and try not to judge, but to me this isn’t political it’s about morals. Please help me from wanting to throat punch these racist, sexist, homophobic bigots. With love, I want America to be America again ✌️ Dear America, When dealing with sexist egotistical lying hypocritical bigot, it seems one has a few obvious choices, yes? The “Skinny and Sweet” scenario, the mob mentality chase scene, or the ever popular “rooster to a hen, roasting spit” reaction. Now, I AM privy to the Snow White scenario, but who can still fit into their prom dress? So, we can forget that one. Number two... having a mob of migrant workers perhaps chase Trump into a powerful woman’s office and forcing him to beg for protection woul...

Dear Glampa, do you think is appropriate for my daughter who is 14, taller than me and gorgeous to have a face book? Xoxo Mommie Dearest Dear Joan; Now, I’m desperate for fame as much as the next girl, but let’s try to aim higher than “To Catch A Predator.” Children, while lovely as props, are not my area of expertise. But may I offer this? I would imagine the question first lies within you. Do you feel that it’s appropriate and do you trust your daughter? If so, maybe try allowing her to create a page through your page. One that can be monitored closely? Because, like driving a car, it’s not you that you have to worry about it’s all the other drivers on the road. Xoxo Glamps